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When faced with this photo, I can’t give a damn about the happy royalty about to start a life together, just like the rest of the world, I can only look at this brilliant child. This is supposed to be the stuff fairy tales are made of. At some point in this little girls life, someone read her a bedtime story that ended with the girl kissing a Prince and living happily ever after. This baby could not give less of a fuck than she does right this very second. She just wishes you would all shut the fuck up. Maybe it was the jets. Maybe she’s a tiny hater, mad that she’s not the one marrying a Prince. Whatever the case, your heart goes out to this baby. Baby Grace, you rock.

If you’re not keeping up with the important news of the moment (and by ‘important news’ I mean Charlie Sheen’s mania) then you are not Winning. Sheen debuted his live web show, “Sheen’s Korner” on Ustream last night. Sheen started the show by showing off his new wrist tattoo which said, “Winning” of course. How fabulous! He is 100 percent committed to the crazy. Gotta love it. Sheen also showed off a bottle of his Tiger Blood, which he had at arms reach. Tiger Blood is what runs through Sheen’s veins and is responsible for making him a winner.

Sheen was joined by his assistant Rick Calamaro, Simon Rex (of MTV VJ/Gay Porn fame) and Goddess/Girlfriend/Marijuana Model? Natalie “Natty Baby” Kenly. The channel attracted approximately 80,000 viewers before the show even premiered, and approximately 150,000 viewers at its peak, but the number dropped as the hour continued. Sheen wore a black t-shirt with a large, green dollar sign on it, because he is money in the bank. Sheen drank from a bottle of juice and joked how the bottle was mysteriously missing it’s label as he had not been contacted about advertising.

Segments on the hour long show included people who wish they were Sheen, people who Sheen’s wishes he were (only for 10 minutes) and other assorted tomfoolerly.

Sheen commented throughout with many of his famous catchphrases and ened the show with an original poem.

I have to admit, I was a little disappointed that he didn’t snort coke off of the goddesses ass or drink the blood of a tiger, but this is the best trainwreck to happen in a very long time, so I will be tuning in for the next episode. It’s nice to see Sheen in a format where he can express himself without the editing of the media. Sheen is the hottest thing around (this week) and he knows it, more power to him. We are enjoying every moment of the ride, I just pray he’s wearing a seatbelt, a helmut and comes to a safe stop without crashing. Keep Winning, Mr. Sheen.

Check out photos of my favorite show moments. Images courtesy of Ustream.

It’s a little past New Year’s, but I thought I’d give this to you anyway, since it’s Grammy night. Our sources have given up some pictures of The Black Eyed Peas performance at the Roman Abramovich New Year’s Party in St. Barts. The group performed for the exclusive guests at the Russian billionaires $90 million, 70-acre estate on Gouverneur Beach, St Barts. We hear it was an amazing performance and they look like they had fun on the stage. The group won 2 Grammies in 2010; Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group and Best Short Form Music Video.

They were later joined on stage by Demi Moore and other celebrities in attendance.