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Pssst…don’t tell PETA but, I seriously want a fur coat. I know, I know, fur is murder, but I’m fucking cold! For most of my life I was the type of person who would never entertain the idea of wearing fur. I thought it was a little tacky, a little obnoxious, even a little evil. It brought to mind visions of Alexis Carrington (one bad bitch) from Dynasty and other caricatures of rich ladies from the 80’s. I was the one to tell her friends about the terrible things they do to these poor little animals to get their fur. I was brought to tears watching a film where men hung a defenseless animal up and ripped the skin off of its body, while the animal was still alive. It’s a terrible thing to watch.  Thinking about it now still haunts me. But, it’s cold outside. This down coat isn’t doing a thing. There’s only so many layers a women can wear outside without getting a heat rash. Look, I don’t have the warm fuzziness that the Neanderthals did, so while 49 of the 50 states are covered in snow, a Russian sable would help me get through this modern ice age.